Degen in 3D Tee

Watch the market crash in style.
Our smirking icon is back—this time in 3D. Because what’s better than losing money? Losing it with popcorn and passive sarcasm. This tee lets everyone know you’re tuned in, slightly detached, and fully committed to the chaos.

Not financial advice. Just really good entertainment.

• Garment-dyed heavyweight cotton

• Vintage-style money print + retro 3D glasses

• NFA sleeve hit for extra drip